If i ruled the world...

Something random just crossed my mind the other day. I was reading the newspaper on Apple and their new iMac i think when my mind began to compile all sort of nonsense...

Then it suddenly hit me.

What if Apple decided to take over the world!?

Life would go around sounding something like this...

i was walking around iTown when suddenly my friend stopped by in his new iCar. i was like "Dude! That's the newest iCar!" So anyway, he decided to give me a lift to iMacD cause i was really craving for an iYamGorengSpicyMacD that day. After eating my 2nd set of iMeal, i had a really bad diarrhoea...i quickly rushed to the nearest iToilet around and much to my delightment, they've already installed the brand new...

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Hmmm....


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